I usually avoid watching Alton Brown on FoodTV as much as possible. He gets too scientific with food, which usually my inner-nerd would love, but sometimes it's too much information and ruins the mystery. I like mystery. Especially with food. Don't tell me what's in it and I'll be much happier eating it. But today, Mr. Brown did a whole half hour on TOAST. I love toast. I am a toast master. Frequently, I am called upon to make "professional toast." I do this gladly. So today, I cracked and watched Alton go on and on about toast. I was transfixed. He may have inspired me to buy a toaster. (I've been strictly toaster oven for years). I don't think it's possible, but my toast might get even better after today.