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11 July Park your orca hereGeez. I have had some crazy dreams lately that force me to wake up and say "I guess I'd better get up because I am NOT doing THAT again." Though it really stinks when that happens at 4am.
A few weeks ago, I had to wake up because a friend's newborn baby wouldn't stop playing the original NES Metroid to let me hold her. It was a slight I could not recover from. Yesterday, I had to wake up because the strippers that my husband was managing kept getting kidnapped and I had to go help him find them, but what really pushed me over the edge was an abnormally short Asian Catholic guy who kept following us around murmuring prayers incessantly. It was NOT helping the situation. This morning, I was in the ocean involved in some kind of swimming contest when my partner and I realized we were being circled by two sharks. Fortunately, they were not cooperating, but competing. Thank God! You know your luck has turned when they're rival sharks and not friends, trust me. Though, as dreams are wont to do, they morphed into angry orcas. They were swimming in circles around us, biting at each other, jumping out of the water trying to belly flop each other to death, and my partner and I just kept swimming and swimming, thinking if we can just swim to that parking lot, we'll be okay (because it'd be too shallow for the orcas, of course). Well, we made it to the parking lot and started arguing about what kind of scones we were going to get at Starbucks (a little cocky and premature on our part), when we saw that the orcas were still circling us. Then a Beverly Hillbillies character comes out on his rickety wooden porch, levels his shotgun and shoots both orcas dead with a single shot each. My first thought in my dream was "I have GOT to blog about this," and that disturbed me so much, I had to wake up. Yet here I am. Blogging. Ta-da. Comments (3)
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